You think you're life is bad?

by bored911 Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:43 am

My mom practically kicked my butt out of the house, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the freaking idiot next door who was always beating the hell out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything. Its not even like I had a choice, the town freaking had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get a girl. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this ginger girl, she was flat as a pancake sure, but god she was a total Idiot aswell. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were freaking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.