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Hello, and welcome to TRT News Prime Time! Today we talk about offensive emoticons, what are the most offensive? and which are being overused? Post your comment on the matter, and if its non offensive and no arguments are being started we will use it in our later deabte VIS the inclosed message below
(ALL WE NEED ARE IDEAS ON ONES SO WE CAN START A DEBATE ON THE DEBATE SUBFORUM AND POLL)

And as that is in process we go to other Prime Time News*dramatic Music*. Today North Korea has declared who its next leader will be, and they promise he will be just as short and hair-do just as freaky. Also in the news, did you know that millions of tiny bugs live in your pillows? If not stay tuned for our special n-bed program, the program you watch in bed. Now to some area where a war is being held outside of our nation, snf with us for this, is our special,nottrainedforthisjob, ace reporter, BK, or as known in the streets, Jake.
Jake: thank you Arma
Arma: no prob home dawg *turns up classical music* now THATS pimpin
Jake:....okay...*coughs* Anyways, here in war torn TRT
Carder: War torn TRT?
Jake: sorry i meant North Maldin
Arma: North Maldin??
Jake:...uhhh
Jake: yea
Arma: Where the **** is North Maldrin???
Jake:*now fiddiling with microphone* uhhhh...iceland
Arma: Icelands never had a war!
Jake: Well it should.
Arma: nevermind. Thank you jake, now to Kelsie
Kelsie: Hi
Sozar: and now
SG: To me, the weather in
Sea: *screen fizzes to secret room*SPAM ATTACK! RAWR!! *screen fizzes back to SG*
SG: next to a very high font Die Britische Mount-Everest-Expedition 1924 war nach der ebenfalls britischen Expedition im Jahr 1922 die zweite Expedition, die ausdrücklich die Erstbesteigung des Mount Everest zum Ziel hatte. Nach zwei gescheiterten Besteigungsversuchen, bei denen Edward Norton am 4.
SG: WTF WAS THAT!???
Sea: *in rusky voice* in your cake hole capitalist scum
Arma: and now
TRT Prime time news! With your favorite insane radio announcer,ARMA!
Arma: Hahahaha, thank you Mr.iknowwhereyouliveGuest
Arma: thanks for watching Prime Time News With Arma! Good Night and Good luck!
(seeing how none of you comment on these things unless we post a video i will make sure you comment about the post. Post or else we will be forced to taunt you *sticks out tongue* ha, what are you going to do now? WELL!? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!)

sleep well and dont let the millions of tiny bugs go in your hair, mouth,nose,eyes and other open areas, for some carry deadly deseases and some just look gross

UPDATE!: I will be starting a Short Story contest! Enter in a short story only 6(no longer no shorter) paragraphs long and PM them to me! I will enter them in a special edition of TRT News and the voting will begin! Contest ends when i say it ends!

I'll enter the writing contest!!

sea need to stop raping the transmission... he should have a forum account though...

:o will post new news later!

Amusing/random report as usual. Good job!

On another note, sea told me he'll get an account soon.

d. Weird how he dosen't already have one. o-o

Who is he?

Sea is one very important person in TRT. He is very sea-ish, and acts similarly as Sea does.....just kidding. Sea is SG's brother ;o

Btw, great news report Arma! Sorry I didn't get a chance to share my report to you, tell everyone I'm still stranded in the iceberg Thanks

Sea is SG's brother.

PLEASE PEOPLE! STOP IGNORING MY POSTS AND COMMENT! AND ENTER THE CONTEST!
jeez..

YEA.WHAT HE SAID.^^^^^^^^^^^^^

wow most of the convo here was on sea, strange. And thank you acdog

bugs in your pillow?
aren't those called bed bugs?
i've had those..
ew..but i dunno if its the same bugs you are talking about
arma.
they are called scabies.
it's really nastyy. i got it from my brother's friends.