imagine a story

pretty simple its based on someones add a sentence game. same rules except a few additions, one we must stick to one topic like scary funny or whatever whenever a mod posts STOP that means we move to a new topic and the first person to post gets to choose the title and the topic. once the story is finished i will post it one the story section of the notepad section of the forum and the author is the first person to make the title and the topic. Any questions PM me

Ill start with a scary, and funny(sentence must contain both topics) story named, The Realm Reaper

It was Dark and chilly when SG noticed that his Downstairs TV was on, he quickly when to turn it off but forgot his undies so went back up to get them.

Erm.. Kinda weird, but here's my go. As he was going to get his underpants, he noticed he already had them on. A few seconds later, a army of ghosts and skeletons attacked him! Finish that, lol

he quicky pulled out his large long sword out from whereever ;D and BLEW the heads off of them super natural ghosties ;D

I came along with my elemental powers, and said "SG, what's happening?" A giant, creepy mass approached and started to fling shadow balls at all of us...

Cuttah walked downstairs and slapped the hell out of the two of the and said "ITS FLIPPIN ONE IN THE MORNING STOP PLAYING VIRTUAL ZOMBIE SLAYER WITH THE SOUND TURNED UP SO DARN HIGH!!" she walked back up the stairs and walked into FK

When SG went to turn off the game he got sucked in and Jerry ignored it and kept playing.

*I slowly turn to air, and approach the creepy mass* "Who are you?!" I declare, bravely. "I am the Realm Reaaaapper you fool....."

Fk caught cuttah at the top of the stairs and picked her up
Cuttah: :3 *glomps*
FK: *Glomps back*

x]" i like hugs tyvm fk x}" said cuttah joyfully x]

XDamaged_SoulX wrote:Fk caught cuttah at the top of the stairs and picked her up
Cuttah: :3 *glomps*
FK: *Glomps back*

x]" i like hugs tyvm fk x}" said cuttah joyfully x]

FK: HAI *GLOMPS*

greeeeeeaaaaaat now we start a new story x] kay ready?

Romantic comedy: x] watch out x]

there once was a beautiful meadow with rolling hills and flowers and a forest in the background, it was very beautiful. on top of that meadow was a giant caslte and in it lived the king and queen on trt x] CUTTAH & FK! WEWT x]...continue...

....and then i came in and tried to beat them up...

FK beat the crap out of Jerry, and banished him from the castle.

=D Subject change! Mechs, soldiers, and uh, more Romance...

Uh... Jerry was turned into a robot and lived happily ever after. KAY SUBJECT CHANGES BACK NAO

More technology! More robot suits! More uh... erm... ROMANCE!!!! *i shoot FK with a freeze ray gun, and then fly up to a castle to rescue some random princess*

:] fk likey mi story kay it continues x]

one day the jester sg comes in and says that all the cows are raping the bulls and the pigs are dying because sg likes pork x]

FK: OH MAI GAWD IT'S AN APOCALYPSE

Then suddenly a bunch of bulls have babies. (O.O) *continue*

lmfao x] then sg said: man this is making me frisky xDDDD
cuttah laughed so hard she ran out of breathe (aka suffocating tyvm) =O WHAT YALL GUN DO NOW =O

FK: *does heimlich maneuver on DS* DS? Are thou better now?

Meanwhile, cows and bulls are having babies, and the court jester had to deliver the baby cows.

=D *jumps on fk* :3 ily *hugs tightly*

FK: I love thou too, x]

The castle now smelled like crap from all the cows.

FK: Ewwww Dx
Hey jester, would you go clean all that stuff up?

Fk piggy-backed cuttah outside to fresh air since cuttah is extremely clutzy and could have fallen in all that poop x]. they went into teh village below and went to go buy air freshener for teh poopy castle x]

FK: *grabs shovel for Jester* Don't you think thee should get more air freshener? How about thee just buy all of it?

cuttah turned to fk ans was like : wtf are you talking like ur a billion years old lmfao x]

it then started to snow and cuttah jumped off fk's back and went adn twirled around in it :3 cuttah likey teh snow x]

*gets piled up under the snow*
FK: (voice muffled) Heeeep eee! Iiiii ooo old!!!!