The Interview Thread

[Acdog]

Rules are simple. Interview someone on the chat. Post the conversation here. Ask random questions.

Acdog: May I interview you, Mr. Carder?
-carder: erm, okay.
Acdog: Q1. What is your favorite
animal and why?
-carder: probably dog.
-carder: they're nice.
Acdog: Q2. Whats your favorite
color?
-carder: probably navy.
Acdog: Very nice, very nice.
Acdog: Q3. Whos your best friend here on the chat?
-carder: sg and olive.
Acdog: Q4.On the other end of the spectrum, whos your worst enemy?
-carder: like, somebody who's still not banned?
-carder: i don't really hate anybody here.
-carder: i mean, there's people i'm not fond of.
-carder: but i don't hate many people.
-carder: except sea.
-carder: he's my mortal enemy.
Acdog: You don't hate anyone except sea? But that means...=OOOOOO
Acdog: *Changes subject*
Acdog: Next question.
Acdog: Q5. If you could ban anyone besides sea from the chat, without getting in trouble,who would it be and why?
-carder: hmm.
-carder: i dunno.
-carder: probably...
-carder: ehh, nobody.
-carder: oh, probably kasuna.
-carder: he's annoying.
-carder: lol
Acdog: Q6.If you could live anywhere in the world,where would it be & why?
-carder: probably in some really old midieval castle style-house in britain somewhere.
Acdog: why?
-carder: sounds fun to live in something like that.
-carder: ahh.
-carder: i gtg.
-carder: bye.
Acdog: Thanks for the interview!
-carder: what's this for anyway?
-carder: o.O
(Nooooottthhhhhiiiiinnnngggggg.....)
-carder: cool, bro.
-carder: byee.
[ -carder has left ][ quit ]

[Sir Gamealot]

-SirGamealot-: may I interview you?
AvatarAang: Sure
-SirGamealot-: Right-o. What is your view on lollipops?
AvatarAang: Good
-SirGamealot-: I see, what has led you to this view?
AvatarAang: Because I've had them when I was young.
-SirGamealot-: Ah, I see. Do you believe childhood experiences influence us all?
AvatarAang: no
-SirGamealot-: What has led to this view?
AvatarAang: Idk sorry
-SirGamealot-: Allright, thanks for your time.
-SirGamealot-: AND WHAT'S TRT'S HIT MUSIC STATION?
AvatarAang: MIGRATOR MUSIC!

interview brought to you by Migrator Music and SG
Smokin SG comin to you every mornin' with the latest hit music.

M M M M M 93!

[Acdog]

So your radio station is M M M M M 93...I'm gonna take a wild guess thats sea's is 'mmmmm 69'. Am I right? XD

[-Carder-]

i tried to interview ac, but we never got past the pre-interview paperwork... here's the paperwork part though.

-carder: you'll have to fill out some totally necessary paperwork.
Acdog: ok.
-carder: name:
Acdog: Acdog
-carder: dob:
Acdog: February
Acdog: ok
Acdog: done with paperwork
-carder: no.
Acdog: ahh.
-carder: insurance provider?
Acdog: Geico.
-carder: allergies:
Acdog: Pot.
-carder: blood type:
Acdog: A Postitive
Acdog: NEXT
-carder: marital status:
Acdog: Brown belt.
Acdog: oh wait
Acdog: single.
-carder: employer:
Acdog: dad.
Acdog: HURRY UP
Acdog: I dont have all night
-carder: emergency contacts:
Acdog: dad
-carder: tax credit status:
Acdog: Mid-High.
-carder: insurance plan coverage:
Acdog: Supplemental plan 2-C.
-carder: healthcare benefits:
Acdog: none
-carder: healthcare premium:
Acdog: NONE
-carder: s*** nobody cares about:
Acdog: Everything.
-carder: number of people on healthcare plan:
Acdog: ZERO.
Acdog: I SAID I WASNT ON IT.
-carder: *glares at from behind receptionist desk.*
-carder: sir, calm down.
-carder: it's just paperwork.
-carder: now, let's see... where were we.
Acdog: *Breathes heavily*
-carder: oh, yes, okay.
Acdog: How many more questions,sir?!
-carder: employer healthcare coverage:
Acdog: MDKTDDDS OASTSg djgkrnte;sentlsek
Acdog: GAAAAAAAH!
Acdog: NONE
Acdog: ZERO
Acdog: 0!!
Acdog: ZILCH
Acdog: ZIP!
-carder: sir, i'm sorry. MDKTDDDS OASTSg djkrnte;sentlsek is not a valid answer.
Acdog: Acdog: NONE
-carder: oh, okay.
-carder: hmm.
-carder: let's see.
-carder: where were we...
-carder: oh crap.
Acdog: IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT HEALTHCARE...
-carder: i lost my place...
Acdog: NO
Acdog: DONT EVEN
-carder: we'll have to start over now.
Acdog: NO
Acdog: NONONO
Acdog: YOU WERE ON EMPLOYER HEALTHCARE COVERAGE
Acdog: NOW GO ON
-carder: oh, yes, speaking of unions...
-carder: i think i found where we were.
Acdog: WOOPTY DOO
-carder: union memberships:
Acdog: Zero.
-carder: state income tax return wage policy:
Acdog: your mum.
-carder: more s*** nobody cares about:
Acdog: You.
-carder: once again, that's not a valid answer.
Acdog: ok then,
Acdog: sea.
-carder: that's better.
-carder: healthcare policy code number:
Acdog: I DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE!!!!!!!!!
Acdog: I DIDNT WHEN WE STARTED 5 MINUTES AGO
Acdog: AND I DONT NOW.
Acdog: FDGNI RDTGS
-carder: then just put n/a, sir.
-carder: no need to get upset.
Acdog: n/a.
Acdog: .................
Acdog: HURRY UPPPPPPPPPPPP
-carder: okay, we're done.
Acdog: TYTYTYTY
-carder: i'll mail in your request,
Acdog: WHAAA?
-carder: and it should be processed in a week or two.
Acdog: MAIL IT?!
-carder: thank you, and have a nice day.
-carder:

[Mimoz-Pie]

lmfao seeing ac mad is very funneh

[Sir Gamealot]

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[Acdog]

so...has the request been recieved yet? You mailed it two weeks ago....so it should be there by now.

[UltimateGohan]

Interesting. I will interview someone. But who..?

[Mimoz-Pie]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
;D

[UltimateGohan]

UltimateGohan: I'm going to
interview you, sound good?

*Ten minutes later*

UltimateGohan: *ahem*
UltimateGohan: Do you want me to
interview you, or not
Angel-Mimoz: Sure.
UltimateGohan: Okay, good
UltimateGohan: Then lets get started
UltimateGohan: So, what was your
opinion of me BEFORE I killed you?
Angel-Mimoz: Mhmm
Angel-Mimoz: I thought of you as a
nice guy who likes RPG
Angel-Mimoz: and writes amazing
stories
UltimateGohan: Hmm. And how much
did that change afterwards?
Angel-Mimoz: Err you're a jerk and
you're going to ''hell'' for killing me
Angel-Mimoz:
UltimateGohan: I like that
Angel-Mimoz: Hmm. *rubs fake
beard* interesting
UltimateGohan: What went through
your mind as I shot you in the chest
multiple times, and cremated you?
Angel-Mimoz: Well my life flashed
between my eyes and I thought
about the people I was leaving
behind
Angel-Mimoz: And how life ahead is
going to be
UltimateGohan: I see
UltimateGohan: And what would you
say if I told you that in any condition,
I do not fear to murder
UltimateGohan: someone?
Angel-Mimoz: I would say, ''You must
not have any sense of guilt.''
UltimateGohan: Ah
UltimateGohan: And now, the final
question
UltimateGohan: What's it like to be
an angel?
UltimateGohan: Any difference?
Angel-Mimoz: Well there isnt any bad
peoplez
Angel-Mimoz: And we getz to helpz
other peoplez
Angel-Mimoz: and their soulsss
UltimateGohan: Hmm, that opens up
another question
UltimateGohan: Are you happy that I
ended your life in this cruel world?
Angel-Mimoz: In some ways yes,
others no
UltimateGohan: So maybe I'm doing
the heroes work.
UltimateGohan: Well, you heard it
here
UltimateGohan: I'm Three Dawg
UltimateGohan:
AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
UltimateGohan: And this is Galaxy
News Radio
UltimateGohan: Bringing you the
truth, no matter how bad it hurts

I feel a little bad. Or do I?

[Acdog]

Acdog: May I interview you?
-SirGamealot-: sure.
Acdog: SG, is Sea real? My friends say he's not.
-SirGamealot-: Acdog, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Acdog, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

-SirGamealot-: Yes, Acdog, there is a Seaborgium. She exists as certainly as love and lust and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Seaborgium. It would be as dreary as if there were no Acdogs. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which adolescence fills the world would be extinguished.

-SirGamealot-: Not believe in Seaborgium! You might as well not believe in sex! You might get your Mamaw to hire men to watch all the beds at night to catch Seaborgium, but even if they did not see Seaborgium, what would that prove? Nobody sees Seaborgium, but that is no sign that there is no Seaborgium. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

-SirGamealot-: You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Acdog, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

-SirGamealot- No Seaborgium! Thank God! she lives, and she lives forever. A thousand years from now, Acdog, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, she will continue to make glad the heart of adolescence.

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