TRT's 3rd Anniversary Story

by **Cookie'D** Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:43 am

Title says it all.
I hope you like it. If I forgot to put some of you, I might have forgotten or I just don't know you real life names.
And I'm not editing the story, because I'm a lazy butt.
Thank you all, and goodnight.

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David was throwing a huge party for his successful forums' 3rd Anniversary. Almost everyone was there; Brandon, Carder, Josh, Sam, Jake the Earth bender, Tobias, Austin, Spicy Brandon, Jordan, Jerry, Ollie, Jasmine, Nicole, Cady, Katherine, Imo, Brandie, Kelsie, Olivia and Lina.

The party had started one hour ago, and things were starting to get wild, but without Cady, unfortunately. She went to wash her hoe, because it was all dirty. But then she thought that she would plant some flowers that day, and she left dirty as it was. So she went back inside to play strip poker with Sam.

Anyway, back in the living room, the song “Speechless”(by my idol [and goddess], Ms. Gaga, mind you) was playing loud on David's stereo. But them fooh's were not dancing.

“Ayo, you lot.” Cady said after she was done with the guy on the net.
“Get the f*** off.” Carder yelled.
“Carder, get the f*** in... side me.” Cady winked.
“Aw, f*** me.” Carder sighed.
“I knew you'd give in one day. Come 'ere, and we'll rub your guitar's neck together. Maybe stick it somewhere.” She said and smacked her booty.

No one saw or heard from Carder the whole day... and night. Although, some say that they heard someone screaming inside Cady's room. And some weird whipping sounds, like it was from a guitar's E string.

In the meantime, David was singing along with Lady Gaga:

Oh boy you've left me speechless
You've left me speechless, so speechless.

Then, he started his “B-B-B-Bird is the word” thing.

Dancing and Lyrics by David Gamealot.

And Brandon joined him.

Brandie was dancing on top of the couch, doing her “I want to have sex with your va-jay-jay” dance. How stupid. I mean, everyone knows that people want to have sex with... Never mind, that's out of topic. On the other side of the room, Nicole was drawing the cartoon version of Austin, while he posed for her.

I didn't know Austin was “Mr. Big”.

I could have described that drawing with more detail, but then I would narrate about nothing else.

I was spying around the house, until I saw Olivia, Jasmine and Lina talking about what intrigues them – and me – the most; a male's sexual organs. After a while, Jordan, Jerry and Tobias joined in the conversation.

Then, Jake, the earth bender slapped the girls, and punched Tobias and Jerry.

I guess he doesn't like conversations that involve the word pee eee enn eii ess.

In the end, Olivia and Jasmine were sharing their experiences about a three, and four-way. Tobias and Lina were acting like their alcoholic dads, talking – and drawing, for that matter – about penises with a tuxedo, and va-jay-jays with a blouse – Don't ask me how that can happen, I don't even want to know. Jerry left and locked himself inside the bathroom, but, damn it, I didn't put a mini-camera in there.

Then, I saw poor Spicy Brandon, Ollie and Josh being chased by Kelsie. She was holding a toolbox and was laughing like a drunk maniac. That red toolbox does remind me of something though. I wonder if it's from “K and N – Sex Changes. Sales 50%”

What happened the next day:

Until morning, Cady was still in her night shift at “Smacking Booties”.

Carder was not found.

David was safe and sound in his bed.

Brandon went home to play a shooting game. He's so gangsta.

Brandie was talking to David's mom about her personal life.

Nicole went back to Canada. I can't believe they have trash AND recycle cans there! Awesome, I know.

Austin went back to meemaw's and showed her his “portrait”. That's a hell of a “portrait”, if you ask me.

Olivia and Kelsie became lesbian lovers.

Along with Mimoz.

Spicy Brandon, Ollie and Josh were not themselves that day. I guess Kelsie has done it again.

Jerry... You know what, I don't know what happened to him. I didn't see him get out of the bathroom. I guess he left while I wasn't looking.

My favorite "ending" was Jordan's. He was found naked in the yard the other day with Sea's fingerprints on his leather jacket. LOL.

Tobias was still laughing at the tuxedo-ed sexual organs.

And so was Lina.

That's all from that awesome party. Everyone returned home safe and drunk *smiley face*.

And who am I?
That's a secret I'll never tell.
You know you love me,
XO XO,
-Sex_MachineBot-

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Notes: Wall-E is the narrator. The ending is how that lame show Gossip Girl usually ends.
Some are based on real stuff, especially Brandie's va-jay-jay dance and me and Tobias talking about dressed organs. And no, I don't know if Austin is Mr.Big.

Hope you enjoyed this, and yeah I might add you on the story. If I like you.