Weekend Update

Hello, welcome, bonjour, hola, ECT, to the first ever…Weekend Update…with Ac! I intend to do this news report every weekend on Friday Night. That’s right. Get pumped, because… LIVE FROM TRT IT’S WEEKEND UPDATE!

In the real world, ladies and gents, earlier last month, BP caused an un-natural disaster. An oil rig exploded of the Gulf of Mexico on April 20, and ever since then, BP estimates 5,000 barrels –or 210,000 gallons- per day of oil is leaking into the Gulf. As federal executives began to slash at BP for “f***ing up the entire Gulf Ecosystem, you f***ing retards”, President Obama took a stand saying that this finger pointing was “ridiculous”, and “this was the entire government’s fault, not just the oil companies.”

When asked why this was America’s fault as a whole, Obama commented, “Hey. How long have people been ragging on us to get our own supply of oil? Well, I think we have it no-OH S*** THERE’S BUSH.”

Bush: Wow! Look at all this free oil!
Obama: …It’s not useable.
Bush: So…
Obama: NO.
Bush: Your saying…
Obama: NOT EVEN!
Bush: We should invade Ira-
Obama: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Bush: …Damn. *Scurries into bushes*

In other news, I’ve just received word that DS has put out a new comic. You can see it by clicking here. Good stuff.

So, without further a due… I present to you the chatter of the week…DS!

Acdog: Good to have you with us, DS…I mean with me…in this room…alone. O.o
-Snow_Angel-: if that’s how alone you think you are you shouldn't look outside your window...
Acdog: O_O *ahem* *shuffles index cards*…so, what inspired you to write this comic?
-Snow_Angel-: i just came home and i knew i was going to make one liek at the begining of the week cuz im lazy on fridays and i have nothign to do so yeah. and then i asked hey
what should i do? Sg was the actual idea, or else i was going to push you in a gay bar and see what happens. but this sounded a little better.
Acdog: …I see…so, who’s your favorite character to draw?
-Snow_Angel-: well i enjoy drawing the guys with the sex hair...
Acdog: Like me.
-Snow_Angel-: and although i enjoy and am good at drawing girls irl, i dont enjoy drawing fluf and boosh and big titted stick figs. oh yeah and everyone with annoying features, like your odd glasses.
Acdog: HEY. THEY'RE NIGHTVISION. NOT GLASSES. D;
-Snow_Angel-: lmfao they're still glasses/goggles
Acdog: …I think we’re done here.
-Snow_Angel-: -.-
Acdog: One last question. If you could do anything to help out the TRT community, what would you do?
-Snow_Angel-: I’d give them all candy! There’s enough to go around. Go ahead, have some! Click here.
Acdog: ...It's been nice having you here on the show, DS.

Well everyone, we’ve got time to open one letter of fan mail!

*Reaches in bag*

Hmm. It's a large sac From Carder…It reads,
“Dear Ac, love the sho-“
OHMYGODSNAKE.
*Snake slithers away*

Thanks for the letter,Carder. You prankster, you.

Well, that’s all the time we have, folks! Thanks for reading and tuning in. See ya next time on Weekend Update!

I love it! Continue it! XD

''Just kidding, there's no candy!'' lol

*w* rayp -grazes jordan-

ROFL ;D Love it

Lol very nice ^_^
Continue it next weekend plzzzz =o

Hey everyone! How was your week? Good? Oh. Your grandmother's died?...I'm sorry..erm..anyways, we've got a great show planned tonight. I've even got some new segments coming up that I'd like to share with ustedes.

Well, in the real world,if you haven't heard...Friday was the 30th anniversary of Pacman! This guy has been doing his thing for a long time. Chasing dots. Running from ghosts. Eating big dots that let you chase the ghosts. The American dream!

To celebrate, Google launched the original game on their home page.

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Lately, PacMan's been going through rehab for dots. While detoxing, he had a craving and broke out of the facility. I guess this dude likes his dots...you can see where he went in The Video Of The Week.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK