Happy Birthday Acdog!

Happy birthday, Acdog(sorry that I didn't get a chance to post this yesterday)! You're an important member of the community due to your dedication to keeping the forums active and your ability to provide everlasting lulz. To show our appreciation, I've prepared a song..

Thanks SG. I appreciate it. I should probably warn all of you to gtfoff the roads considering I'll be getting my temps in six months. You -> <-My Car

hehe.

Hey ac, get on.

Happy B-Day Ac!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your 15th, cuz you'll only get it once.

happy birthday ac. i hope you enjoy beingggg.. err... that doesn't matter. all that matters is that you're happy.

Why thank you.

For the record,
WORST.
BIRTHDAY.
EVERRRRRRR.

If you want to know why PM me on the chat.

Jordan101011 wrote:Happy B-Day Ac!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your 15th, cuz you'll only get it once.

Oh yes..15h Birthday.

Iknewthat.

lol what did you think? 14th?

Happy Birthday.

https://2img.net/h/oi50.tinypic.com/23vc5mb.jpg
Thats my birthday cake I DIDN'T PICK THE DESIGN.

Please feel free to not judge. x_x

I like it xD.
Who made it??

lol My Grandmaw/meeemawww bought it at WalMart.
Ok guys so hears how yesterday, (My Birthday),went.

-Got Up (Snowday)
-Got a voicemail from my Papaw (Dad's Dad)
-Dad dosen't like talking to Papaw, so I told my dad I would tell Papaw he was out shoveling snow
-Papaw tells me happy bday on the phone,asks where dad is, I say outside shoveling snow, he says 'go get him', I roll my eyes, open the front door, close the front door,(sound effects).
-Dad is sitting on thr couch in the same room
-After saying hes outside, Dad thorw his arm in the air like that was a stupid thing to say,which confuses me
-I say 'Ok hes coming in now.'
-Dad rolls his eyes, making me nervous, (EXTEMELY short tempered)
-I walk over to him, try to give him the phone, he just puts on a DEATH stare at the T.V.,wont acknowledge me
-I stall on the phone, change the subject for a few minutes
-Papaw:'Is your dad right there now?'
-Me: Yea. Hold on.
-I walk over to dad again. Death stare at the T.V. Try to hand him the phone. He kicks my knee in, without even looking at me.
-I freak out in my head, not knowing what to tell Papaw
-I say he just went to the bathroom
-I stall for like 10 more minutes, all the time looking at dad for some sort of desperate help
-No acknowledgement from dad
-Papaw: 'Well I guess hes on strike, just tell him hi and I love him.'
-Me: Ok,bye.
-*Gets off the phone*
-Dad: You totally f***ed me! I CANT BELEIVE YOU DID THAT. HE KNOWS THAT WAS A TOTAL F***ING LIE. GO TO YOUR ROOM. YOUR GROUNDED.
-Time is like 12:30 pm
-*Walks in room, about to cry*
-Dad: NO. BETTER YET, YOU CAN DO CHORES. FROM NOW ON WHENEVER YOU GET IN TROUBLE I'LL MAKE YOU WORK. YOU CAN START BY SWEEPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH THE BROOM,DUSTING AND SWEEPING THE WHOLE LIVING ROOM.
-*Sweeps kitchen floor*
- *Dusts ENTIRE living room*
- Gets sweeper out to sweep living room
- Dad: I'm watching T.V. in here right now. Go clean your room or shovel the drive way or something.
-*Cleans room*
-*Shovels Driveway for like an hourand a hlaf, FREEZING weather*
-We have a pretty good sized dirveway, with a turn around spot.
-*Feel like I'm gonna pass out, have a huge pressue in my head when I bend down, back feels like its gonna break in half*
-FINALLY get done shoveling driveway
-*Come in, sweeps living room*
-Thinks I'm done, but no.
-Dad: You'll need to do that in your room and the hallway too.
-Me: Ok.
-*Sweeps my room and hallway*
-*Goes to room*
-*Lays in bed for an hour and a half*
-*Dad Walks In*
-Dad: When your ready to apologize for scrwing me over, you can come out.
-It's about 6:30 pm at this time
-*IIIII come out and APOLIGIZE, for trying to HELP him, and LIEING for HIM so HE didn't have to talk on the phone because I know HE DOSENT LIKE TO DO THAT*
-*Watches TV until bedtime*
-*Gets up next morning,comes here,(Grandmaws/Meemaws)*
-*Gets the little cake, a night light, a lamp, a package of doughnuts, and some allergy medison for my birthday from her*
-*Writes this review of my birthday*

...Makes you feel pretty worthless when your single parent father dosen't even care that it's your birthday.

Aw man that sucks big time. Happy late birthday. Next year will be better, Im sure.

Thanks Ollie. =]

Oh wow. Why don't you just stay at your Granny's all the time if it's that bad? o.0

I wish. That just isn't an option.