Parodies from Twilight

Ok, I found this parodies, which I loved, and I kinda wanted to post it. I 'll write whatever they say and at the end there will be the actual video url. Enjoy!


The following preview has been approved from the Mentally Disturbed By the Motion picture of america association

Bella: I don't get what your problem is... You run away from me all the time
Edward: AAH GATEAWAY!
Bella: You dented my friend's car, and didn't pay for the damages... and you freak out whenever I touch you!
Edward: *squirms* Isn't it obvious? *whispers* I... don't... like you..
Bella: Like hell YOU DON'T!
Edward: Why won't you LEAVE ME ALONE!
Charly: There's been another a**-raping at the mil again.
Victim: I'm not into that sorta thing...NOOOOOO!
Bella: What's an a**?



James: Mmmmm... aaah... Someone brought CRACK!



Bella: He CAN'T take my crack Eddie! It's my only link to SANITY!
James: GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT CRACK!
Laurent: He just wants his crack! D@mn, why r you being so difficult?



Edward: AAH, it's on my back get it off!
James: I see you..



James: *grabs Bella and throws her* THAT'S for being stingy wit da dope! I NEED MY FIX MAN!
Edward: *jumps through window* And I need my fix on that sweet little a** *jumps on James*
Random Person: Huh!?

Link to parody:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EAkMC4xTBM



Edward: Bella...I have to talk to you
Bella: Okay!
Edward: Bella... I don't know how to... *Bella does that face where her one like, blinks in the movie*
Edward: Bella...c-could you stop doing that?
Bella: What?
Edward: You're acting like a tard...you kind freakin me out.
Bella: Oh...K...What?
Edward: Bella, I'm breaking up with you...
Bella: WHAT?!?
Edward: Well, I've been meaning you to tell you this for a long time... Bella I--
Bella: WANT TO GET MARRIED????
Edward: uh...NO,I'm gay!
Bella: Huh? What...you're...WHAT?
Edward: Gay...I don't know how you didn't know I mean..C'MON!
Bella: Well, how was I supposed to know!
Edward: *scoffs* Seriously!? Well...first of all I sparkle! I mean, REALLY...What vampire SPARKLES?
Bella: Pshh...That doesn't mean you're gay...It means you're...MMAAAAAGICALLLL...like fairies!
Edward: EXACTLY!...like..fairies..and what does fairies relate to?
Bella: Um...really tight outfits?

Edward: No..
Bella: Yea,THAT'S IT!, REALL TTIGHT OUTFITS! So why the hell don't YOU wear any? I think I deserve a little extra somethin-somethin since you swore to celibracy!
Edward: *sighs*.. You make me sad...Well...Have you ever NOTICED what I read?
Bella:...Uhhhhhhhh...
Edward: COSMO! I read...COSMO!
Bella: What does that have to do with anything?
Edward: UGH! SERIOUSLY?
Bella: K, there's NO WAY you're GAY, cuz im da most prettiest girl in da worldz and no guy can resist me in the series! I AM TEH SEX! Plus, let's just say, that you were leaving me...well then * giggles insanely* then, I think..the next time you wanna sparkle and be a vegeterian vampire...WILL BE IN HELL! *giggles insanely*
I love you EddiePuss!
Edward: Ya... you know what...YA let's just get married. I tried.
Bella: YAY!

Link to parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJFhY5eJEhM

One word: Funneh!

Funny, but my expression the whole time while reading this was:

Well, just watch the video, I would prefer that The only thing that's good is that Bella is the freak and Edward is gay

''It's my only link to SANITY!''