TRT News

Hello TRT, i am Arma and this is THE TRT NEWS REPORT!

Today,BREAKING NEWS! We have a new anchor to replace lynx! BM,bananaman, has taken her place and shall start today. Also about our new anchor is sexy time. Today SG and BM and SG's friend Jeff had sexy time with bm wanting sg and jeff to go with him to the bed. Our sources do not know if they did or not. Here is BMs remark on the matter, Sg was not availible at the time:
Arma: So, hwo did the sexy time start?
Bananaman: :] hai.
Bananaman: Well you see....
Bananaman: Now... the Sexy time
was Started by Jeff.
Bananaman: Whoo.... Told me my
mother was a Whore :]
Bananaman: As I had said...
Bananaman: That sluts belonged in NY.
--Armageddon--: And
Bananaman: And..? oh yes. and.
Bananaman: And....
Bananaman: I started to act like sea,
SG then threw me at Jeff...
Bananaman: D;
--Armageddon--: Did you LIKE acting
like sea?
Bananaman: No, It's scary.
--Armageddon--: Whats it like?
Bananaman: No wonder everybopdy
hates Sea x]
Bananaman: WELL...
Bananaman: People find it funny at
first..
Bananaman: then it just gets out of
hand..
--Armageddon--: Like aco when hes
being perverted
Bananaman: and Sea starts
''shagging'' people..
Bananaman: Yes. Although, Aco is
more Dildos than ''Shagging''
--Armageddon--: And still, he likes
sticking them in ppl and its the same
thing
Bananaman: Yes, Infact, Many of you
know, Aco has a Legendary ''Dragon''
Dildo.
Bananaman: Carved into the shape
of a Dragon.
Bananaman: That he gave to me.. for
a present..
Bananaman: o.o
--Armageddon--: Why do you think
he is so perverted?
Bananaman: Who? Sea or Aco?
--Armageddon--: Both i suppose, im
getting to ask why there is sexy time
--Armageddon--: but please answer
why both are ao perverted
Bananaman:Well you se aco was dropped at birth
Bananaman: and since he raped aco(you see why theres no aco1 and only an aco)
Bananaman: He's been that way
ever since.
Bananaman: Sea, Now.
Bananaman: We all knoww see is...
Bananaman: *sea
Bananaman: is...
Bananaman: Not right in the head.
Bananaman: That is all.
--Armageddon--: Ah
--Armageddon--: Now how did sexy
time start?
Bananaman: Im not actually sure,
Bananaman: I think it was onee
nightt...
Bananaman: When..
Bananaman: Everyone was a bit
hyper.
Bananaman: ;D
--Armageddon--: I see
Bananaman: ;D
--Armageddon--: Well, thank you for
your time and welcome to the trt
news team |
Bananaman: Haha, Well thank
yoouuu Mr. Sexmobile ;D
--Armageddon--: mhm, keep the
beast up ;D
Bananaman: Wait, that's your name,
right?
--Armageddon--: I have many names
*throws cape and disappears in the
darkness*
Bananaman: Thats the way uh huh
uh huh I like itt uh huh uh huh

An interview with Bananaman.

And now for Media Time! Here is the choice of media chosen by *gets card out* Jerry! here is jerried media request!: