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TRT News Report With SG Arma BK and Lynx!
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TRT News Report With SG Arma BK and Lynx!
Hello And Welcome To TRT News Report!
[Thanks to Blue Kuzoo for News Report Heading]
Our Number 1 story for tonight is that of one of our Correspondents, Sir Blue Kuzoo. After a funny, and yet perverted, SM showed up he got very upset and threatened to leave TRT. He claimed everyone hated him and that they would not care if he left, this was proven false, but he did not listen and it had to be our hippy dippy weatherman SG had to talk him outta it. Not everyone was sympathetic for this act of drama, like such quotes ''...He has done it before..'' and ''..Just being dramatic..''. Another person not as enthuastic about the events last night was a local station anchor who tried to help the tramatized BK by letting him know that everyone does not hate him, and even showed him a great video to show that they cared. This act of kindness was rejected and ignored. Thus the anchor gave up on him. He is better now and is feeling much more love, and for that we are thankeful. So give a shout out and show your love to people who feel hated. President Carder was asked about his thoughts on he matter:
''-carder: My comment: ehh...
-carder: ;D''
The President also added:
''-carder: erm, you edit my statements and i'll veto your face, boy.''
The matter effected many, but is now over. We do hope it does not happen in the future.
For the #2 story tonight, the crisis of In Activity and low number of active members on the TRT Bribble nd Forum. There has been many laws put in to inprove the crisis, some taking effect, like many noobs upgrading to members. Our News Anchor Armageddon asked the president a few questions on the matter..:
--Armageddon--: Anythign you wanna
say about the improving of
Bribble/forum activity?
-carder: umm...
-carder: yes, i do.
-carder: we have very high inactivity
rates right now...
-carder: umm...
-carder: and i hope for a brighter
future for trt...
-carder: where...
-carder: um..
-carder: ohh!
-carder: i plan to make our inactivity
rates lower than John McCain's
testicles!
-carder: =D
--Armageddon--: Thank you mister president And good job
-carder: grazzi.
--Armageddon--: Do you support
advertising and more welcoming of
annoying noobs,mr president?
-carder: ew, no.
-carder: just the cool noobs.
--Armageddon--: How about
advertising? Like on web blogs.
-carder: umm...
-carder: i thinkkk,
-carder: we should likeee...
-carder: the first thing to pop up on
google.
-carder: when somebody searches it.
-carder: (:
--Armageddon--: How about giving
people links?
--Armageddon--: Like on Advertise
Here pages/ Do you support that?
-carder: erm, sure, why not.
--Armageddon--: Okay. Now do you
think we should welcome RH noobs
as well?
--Armageddon--: Seeing how they
annoy the most and act like seagulls
-carder: umm...
-carder: likee..
-carder: usually,
-carder: we don't do anything,
-carder: they have to like it here
enough to stay.
-carder: we don't try to get them to
stay deliberately.
-carder: they choose to stay.
--Armageddon--: And the majority of
them disappear
-carder: don't be mean to them,
-carder: but,
-carder: likee...
-carder: you don't have to be like,
-carder: OMGWTF!!! STAY 0r imma
keel u beach!
-carder: ;D
--Armageddon--: Ha Ha yes
--Armageddon--: Shank you for your
time Mr.President.
-carder: erm...
And hopefully this will Help the Crisis and bring TRT back where it was a year ago.
For our 3rd Story tonight its Entertainment and Celeb news with Lynx:
BK Leaves, Returns and Unhides!
Emotional things have happened last night as BK quit TRT. But in the morning, he came back for one last visit. After some few touching words given by our dear SirGamealot to BK, BK changed his mind and is not quitting! And a special surprise is also given to him: he can now unhide!
BLIND ITEM REVEALED: ROCKHOPPER!
Rockhopper will be visiting Walt Disney World in Florida this April 30 - May 13! Yay! I wonder if Yarr and the Migrator will be there...
TODAY'S BLIND ITEM
She's big and she's mean and she's blond and she has a Viking Helmet. You'd never want to mess up with her!
For our 4th story here is our Hippy Dippy Weatherman, SirGamealot, with the weather report:
Sea: HI EVERYONE! I'LL BE YOUR SUBSITUTE WEATHERMAN FOR THIS EVENING! SG'S A LITTLE...TIED UP *camera flashes over to SG tied up and hanging from ceiling*
Sea: ANYWHO TONIGHT'S FORECAST IS A GOODIE! IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAIINING MEN!! WOO!, PUT ON YOUR SHORT SHORTS AND GET OUT THERE! WOOOWWOOOO!!! *runs outside, camera goes back over to SG tied up*
SG: *gagged* mmm-MMM-hmm!!
For our 5th story heres BK with the Games Report:
Hello and welcome back to Channel 13 A-R-M-A! TRT news report! Rumor has it that Club Penguin has lowered its filter a lot heres Greg on the spot!
Greg: Hey BK I've been talking to a few people they've even understood me
I can actually see that Greg Woah!
Greg: That is the point BK, rumor says it started when Club Penguin introduced the new font.
Anyone around there that wants to say anything
Greg: Yea there is
Random Penguin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That went through to, Who knows if it is a rumor it might be false but tune in next time for more information at Channel 13 A-R-M-A Trt News Report!
For our last story tonight, Should zombies have the same rights as humans? Well Here to answer this is Pres.Carder
Zombies, should they
have rights too?
-carder: uhh...
-carder: hmm...
-carder: hang on...
-carder: i'll ask my surgeon general...
-carder: hang on.
-carder: lol, that's roo.
-carder: oh, wtf.
-carder: she's not on aim.
-carder: umm..
-carder: i suppose i could ask my
secretary of defense...
-carder: he says no.
-carder: so no.
-carder: ;D
--Armageddon--: Okay
And there you have it Zombies do NOT have rights. Thank you and good night.
NOTE PLEASE COMMENT ON WHOLE POST. THE FIRST 2 WERE ON THIS TURTLES VIDEO. ITD HELP A LOT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ AND COMMENTED ON THE WHOLE POST. NOT JUST THE VIDEOS.
[Thanks to Blue Kuzoo for News Report Heading]
Our Number 1 story for tonight is that of one of our Correspondents, Sir Blue Kuzoo. After a funny, and yet perverted, SM showed up he got very upset and threatened to leave TRT. He claimed everyone hated him and that they would not care if he left, this was proven false, but he did not listen and it had to be our hippy dippy weatherman SG had to talk him outta it. Not everyone was sympathetic for this act of drama, like such quotes ''...He has done it before..'' and ''..Just being dramatic..''. Another person not as enthuastic about the events last night was a local station anchor who tried to help the tramatized BK by letting him know that everyone does not hate him, and even showed him a great video to show that they cared. This act of kindness was rejected and ignored. Thus the anchor gave up on him. He is better now and is feeling much more love, and for that we are thankeful. So give a shout out and show your love to people who feel hated. President Carder was asked about his thoughts on he matter:
''-carder: My comment: ehh...
-carder: ;D''
The President also added:
''-carder: erm, you edit my statements and i'll veto your face, boy.''
The matter effected many, but is now over. We do hope it does not happen in the future.
For the #2 story tonight, the crisis of In Activity and low number of active members on the TRT Bribble nd Forum. There has been many laws put in to inprove the crisis, some taking effect, like many noobs upgrading to members. Our News Anchor Armageddon asked the president a few questions on the matter..:
--Armageddon--: Anythign you wanna
say about the improving of
Bribble/forum activity?
-carder: umm...
-carder: yes, i do.
-carder: we have very high inactivity
rates right now...
-carder: umm...
-carder: and i hope for a brighter
future for trt...
-carder: where...
-carder: um..
-carder: ohh!
-carder: i plan to make our inactivity
rates lower than John McCain's
testicles!
-carder: =D
--Armageddon--: Thank you mister president And good job
-carder: grazzi.
--Armageddon--: Do you support
advertising and more welcoming of
annoying noobs,mr president?
-carder: ew, no.
-carder: just the cool noobs.
--Armageddon--: How about
advertising? Like on web blogs.
-carder: umm...
-carder: i thinkkk,
-carder: we should likeee...
-carder: the first thing to pop up on
google.
-carder: when somebody searches it.
-carder: (:
--Armageddon--: How about giving
people links?
--Armageddon--: Like on Advertise
Here pages/ Do you support that?
-carder: erm, sure, why not.
--Armageddon--: Okay. Now do you
think we should welcome RH noobs
as well?
--Armageddon--: Seeing how they
annoy the most and act like seagulls
-carder: umm...
-carder: likee..
-carder: usually,
-carder: we don't do anything,
-carder: they have to like it here
enough to stay.
-carder: we don't try to get them to
stay deliberately.
-carder: they choose to stay.
--Armageddon--: And the majority of
them disappear
-carder: don't be mean to them,
-carder: but,
-carder: likee...
-carder: you don't have to be like,
-carder: OMGWTF!!! STAY 0r imma
keel u beach!
-carder: ;D
--Armageddon--: Ha Ha yes
--Armageddon--: Shank you for your
time Mr.President.
-carder: erm...
And hopefully this will Help the Crisis and bring TRT back where it was a year ago.
For our 3rd Story tonight its Entertainment and Celeb news with Lynx:
BK Leaves, Returns and Unhides!
Emotional things have happened last night as BK quit TRT. But in the morning, he came back for one last visit. After some few touching words given by our dear SirGamealot to BK, BK changed his mind and is not quitting! And a special surprise is also given to him: he can now unhide!
BLIND ITEM REVEALED: ROCKHOPPER!
Rockhopper will be visiting Walt Disney World in Florida this April 30 - May 13! Yay! I wonder if Yarr and the Migrator will be there...
TODAY'S BLIND ITEM
She's big and she's mean and she's blond and she has a Viking Helmet. You'd never want to mess up with her!
For our 4th story here is our Hippy Dippy Weatherman, SirGamealot, with the weather report:
Sea: HI EVERYONE! I'LL BE YOUR SUBSITUTE WEATHERMAN FOR THIS EVENING! SG'S A LITTLE...TIED UP *camera flashes over to SG tied up and hanging from ceiling*
Sea: ANYWHO TONIGHT'S FORECAST IS A GOODIE! IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAIINING MEN!! WOO!, PUT ON YOUR SHORT SHORTS AND GET OUT THERE! WOOOWWOOOO!!! *runs outside, camera goes back over to SG tied up*
SG: *gagged* mmm-MMM-hmm!!
For our 5th story heres BK with the Games Report:
Hello and welcome back to Channel 13 A-R-M-A! TRT news report! Rumor has it that Club Penguin has lowered its filter a lot heres Greg on the spot!
Greg: Hey BK I've been talking to a few people they've even understood me
I can actually see that Greg Woah!
Greg: That is the point BK, rumor says it started when Club Penguin introduced the new font.
Anyone around there that wants to say anything
Greg: Yea there is
Random Penguin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That went through to, Who knows if it is a rumor it might be false but tune in next time for more information at Channel 13 A-R-M-A Trt News Report!
For our last story tonight, Should zombies have the same rights as humans? Well Here to answer this is Pres.Carder
Zombies, should they
have rights too?
-carder: uhh...
-carder: hmm...
-carder: hang on...
-carder: i'll ask my surgeon general...
-carder: hang on.
-carder: lol, that's roo.
-carder: oh, wtf.
-carder: she's not on aim.
-carder: umm..
-carder: i suppose i could ask my
secretary of defense...
-carder: he says no.
-carder: so no.
-carder: ;D
--Armageddon--: Okay
And there you have it Zombies do NOT have rights. Thank you and good night.
NOTE PLEASE COMMENT ON WHOLE POST. THE FIRST 2 WERE ON THIS TURTLES VIDEO. ITD HELP A LOT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ AND COMMENTED ON THE WHOLE POST. NOT JUST THE VIDEOS.
Last edited by Armageddon on Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:59 pm; edited 3 times in total
Re: TRT News Report With SG Arma BK and Lynx!
Hilarious and awesome! Random is my kind of humor. I literally lol'd when I saw the "Zombie Kid Like Turtles" video.
Great job!
Great job!
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