Boredom-Killing Quotes

Since I'm so bored, I decided to place in here some weird quotes. I got this from my friend. Enjoy ^_^ =]]

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.


Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly too!


i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again


You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar!


Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....


The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..oh!
Now where should I Hide???


A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K – Kidding


A psychological study
prove that monkeys use
thumbs to read messages.
Dont change to your fingers,
its too late now


If ever in ur life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge
and show u where to jump from....


Warning,
cell phones cause radiations
which results in brain damage,
but u r safe,
it only affects people with brain.
How lucky u r,
no brain, no tension.


when u feel sad,
to cheer up.
just go to the mirror and say,
"gosh i am soooooooo cute"
u will overcome ur sadness
but don't make it habit.
coz liars go to hell.....


1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye specialist


When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!


It's a test to check your
capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read
this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times
Did u Press The Button


what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
,D monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later.


Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...
then i thought where on earth is my roof!?!


it takes 15 trees to produce
the amount of paper that
we use 2 write in one exam
.join us in promoting the
noble cause of saving trees....
...
.....
.......
.........
SAY NO TO EXAMS.!!


i want u 2 know dat
our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den...
i laugh again

Reply to this thread and add your own quotes! =]]]

Lol, I has a new one:


Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families

XD