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Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
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Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
Jeremy Clarkson (a presenter of Top Gear who's always getting into trouble with the press for insulting comments), who has a holiday home on the island, was enjoying the sun when he fell into a deep sleep, leaving his face, feet and hands painfully burnt.
Worse was to come for the unlucky broadcaster, however, when pranksters spied Clarkson and spelt out an insult in sun cream on his forehead.
The self-confessed ‘Petrol Head’ didn’t notice the unfortunate markings until he arrived at the local airport to fly back to London.
“Everyone was pointing and laughing,” said Arthur Berent, head of airport security. “Mr. Clarkson became quite irate.”
“Anyone who finds this funny is a puerile idiot who rides a bicycle,” Clarkson was heard fuming.
“This is no doubt the work of some extremist group like Greenpeace. Well if those eco-mentalists think this is going to silence me they have another thing coming! I’m going to buy and massive bit of the Amazon then napalm it! I’m going to take more pointless airplane journeys than any man in history! I will never, ever turn off a light switch again! Do you hear me!? Ever!”
Here's the pic:
I would feel sorry for the guy but he had it coming, the comments on the article prove it:
Worse was to come for the unlucky broadcaster, however, when pranksters spied Clarkson and spelt out an insult in sun cream on his forehead.
The self-confessed ‘Petrol Head’ didn’t notice the unfortunate markings until he arrived at the local airport to fly back to London.
“Everyone was pointing and laughing,” said Arthur Berent, head of airport security. “Mr. Clarkson became quite irate.”
“Anyone who finds this funny is a puerile idiot who rides a bicycle,” Clarkson was heard fuming.
“This is no doubt the work of some extremist group like Greenpeace. Well if those eco-mentalists think this is going to silence me they have another thing coming! I’m going to buy and massive bit of the Amazon then napalm it! I’m going to take more pointless airplane journeys than any man in history! I will never, ever turn off a light switch again! Do you hear me!? Ever!”
Here's the pic:
I would feel sorry for the guy but he had it coming, the comments on the article prove it:
Gavin wrote:I’m thinking it was the Mexican Embassy staff on a day trip.
And it is funnyAlex wrote:or the welsh, americans, french, italians, koreans or any other group that he annoyed
ponycrazy12- Master Tracker
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Re: Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
You know, I love Top Gear, but this guy is really annoying and keeps making fun of Hammond! Hammond is FTW and I don't care if he's a tall midget.
Get it?
Get it?
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Re: Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
Lol yeah I get itCookie_death wrote:You know, I love Top Gear, but this guy is really annoying and keeps making fun of Hammond! Hammond is FTW and I don't care if he's a tall midget.
Get it?
The "Hamster" rocks! Whereas Captain Slow is just,well... Zzzz and I agree with you about Jezza :/
I haven't watched the most recent series though but I'm always watching the old ones on Dave lol I think I've seen them all up to 2010...
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I'm not sure about which season I'm watching... I'm pretty sure it's a recent one though.ponycrazy12 wrote:Lol yeah I get itCookie_death wrote:You know, I love Top Gear, but this guy is really annoying and keeps making fun of Hammond! Hammond is FTW and I don't care if he's a tall midget.
Get it?
The "Hamster" rocks! Whereas Captain Slow is just,well... Zzzz and I agree with you about Jezza :/
I haven't watched the most recent series though but I'm always watching the old ones on Dave lol I think I've seen them all up to 2010...
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I love it. It's clear and everything.
Wonder if it tanned like that. o;
Wonder if it tanned like that. o;
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Re: Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
[quote="ponycrazy12"]
he insulted gordon brown too wen he was prime minister
Cookie_death wrote:You know, I love Top Gear, but this guy is really annoying and keeps making fun of Hammond! Hammond is FTW and I don't care if he's a tall midget.
Get it?
he insulted gordon brown too wen he was prime minister
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Re: Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
Big deal everyone insults their country's prime minister/president. It's in everyone's DNA.
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Re: Pranksters find Jeremy Clarkson asleep in the sun
i still dont like him much XDD
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