Wife's letter to a PC-related magazine

The letter
Dear PC-Solutions
Last year I upgraded from Fiancé 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to spreadsheets, limited access to flower and jewelry applications that used in version Fiancé 5.0, worked smoothly.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 and installed unwanted Popups, such as Champions League* 5.0 and Going to Watch a Soccer Game 8.0.
Conversation 1.3 no longer runs and the Clean 2.6 causes the system to freeze and eventually crash.
I tried to run the murmur 5.3 GOLD edition ... but in vain.
A desperate woman.

The Reply
Dear "Desperate woman":
Keep in mind that the Fiancé 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system, with requirements from the user.
Try to give the command C:\I_thought_you_loved_me.exe and install Tears in the original 6.2 version.
Logically, Husband 1.0 will automatically launch applications Guilt 3.0 and Flowers 7.0 in random mode.
CAUTION!
* Excessive use of the above program may cause the screen saver to use Frowns, Murmur and Silence 2.5, and Beer 6.1 (The 6.1 beer may cause playback WAV file type "Loud snoring". For removal you must restart).
* Do not install the 1.0 Mother-In-Law and do not even think to run the auxiliary files Lover 2.6 and Boyfriend 2005 BETA 3.8 unregistered (not compatible with Husband 1.0 and can cause system crashes and complete destruction of the functional).
In summary, Husband 1.0 is an excellent program, although with limited memory it needs some time to learn new applications.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance significantly. We recommend Warm Food 3.0 with autoupdate, Sexy Underwear 5.3 and Amazingly Good Body 10.1 by selecting "Run at startup".

Regards - The Admin.
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*Champions League is a football/soccer tournament in Europe.
So, what did you think? I translated this from a site I found it in, and I guess it's worth telling that this is actually real, lol.

I'm glad i read this. =]

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I also have the same problem with my Best friend 9.0 Program. I'd like to upgrade it Girlfriend 2.0, but I don't think the system will allow me to upgrade..

lol that's a good one ^_^