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THE FUNNY CONTEST

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THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by bored911 on Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:43 pm

If you were on the bribble today, you would of seen me say this:
Bored911: Ah, Ess Gee is funny. He's liak Hi.
Fair Factor: I AM FUNNEHS TOO
Bored911: Yeah, LETS HAV A FUNNEH CONTEST!

And this is the funny contest. Me and Titanic are judges, of course.
In the first round, tell your funniest joke. We shall judge you.

Tanks, Bored & Titanic.
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Ryab on Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:46 pm

Ill go!

What Kind of bee gives milk?

Spoiler:
a booBEE
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Bananaman on Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:21 pm

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrived.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

Hope you like it... Wink
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by melissa_baybee on Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:56 pm

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


hahaaaaaaaaa
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by SirIziz on Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:46 pm

The joker killed himself by eating pills to cure his hair

it made me and my friend laugh because it was just so stupid
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by kelsies_banana on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:13 pm

While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, "We can't sell that to blondes."

At the apparent discrimination she decides she'll fool him, and goes home and dyes her hair to become a brunette. The next day she returns to the same store and again asks a different clerk for the microwave. Again the clerk says, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a brunette."

She thinks it's unfair discrimination and decides to try one more time, only this time as a red-head. She waits patiently outside the store until another clerk is available and once more asks to buy the microwave. Again she is disappointed to hear, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a red-head."

Frustrated she asks, "How did you know I was a blonde?"

"Because, that's not a microwave, it's a TV."



Hope u like Very Happy (and yes i no they're big words)
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Bananaman on Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:57 pm

kelsies_banana wrote:While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, "We can't sell that to blondes."

At the apparent discrimination she decides she'll fool him, and goes home and dyes her hair to become a brunette. The next day she returns to the same store and again asks a different clerk for the microwave. Again the clerk says, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a brunette."

She thinks it's unfair discrimination and decides to try one more time, only this time as a red-head. She waits patiently outside the store until another clerk is available and once more asks to buy the microwave. Again she is disappointed to hear, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a red-head."

Frustrated she asks, "How did you know I was a blonde?"

"Because, that's not a microwave, it's a TV."



Hope u like Very Happy (and yes i no they're big words)
This joke was already put in the Blonde Jokes Thread thingy.... So I knew what was gonna happen
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by SirIziz on Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:55 pm

Bananaman wrote:One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrived.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

Hope you like it... Wink

I love it
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Naruto62396 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:15 pm

kelsies_banana wrote:While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, "We can't sell that to blondes."

At the apparent discrimination she decides she'll fool him, and goes home and dyes her hair to become a brunette. The next day she returns to the same store and again asks a different clerk for the microwave. Again the clerk says, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a brunette."

She thinks it's unfair discrimination and decides to try one more time, only this time as a red-head. She waits patiently outside the store until another clerk is available and once more asks to buy the microwave. Again she is disappointed to hear, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a red-head."

Frustrated she asks, "How did you know I was a blonde?"

"Because, that's not a microwave, it's a TV."



Hope u like Very Happy (and yes i no they're big words)


You sotle my joke, thats not nice. Sad
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by bored911 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:58 pm

Oh my gawd extremely late.
1.** Ryab
2.*****Bannanaman
3.***Melissa
4. Double Edge
5.****Kelsie
WINNER IS:
BANNANAMAN!
Congrats! Your President Funny
and CONGRATS TO
Kelsie!
Your Miss Funny of TRT
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Jordan101011 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:46 pm

There was a little boy and his mother walking in the park and he sees two on a bench and asks his mom what they were doing

Boy: Mommy what are those two guys doing

Mother: They're making a cake honey

Boy:What's that white stuff

Mother: It's icing dear

Then when the boy and mom go home to go to bed.

Boy: Good-night mommy

Mother:Good-night

When the mom goes in the boy's room to wake him up she sees white stuff on his face

Mother: Honey whats that white stuff on your face

Boy: Its icing from the cake you and daddy were making last night
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Bananaman on Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:19 pm

bored911 wrote:Oh my gawd extremely late.
1.** Ryab
2.*****Bannanaman
3.***Melissa
4. Double Edge
5.****Kelsie
WINNER IS:
BANNANAMAN!
Congrats! Your President Funny
and CONGRATS TO
Kelsie!
Your Miss Funny of TRT

Oh my! Tyvm I am teh President of funny xP
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Post by bored911 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:52 pm

xD congratz!
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Post by Jordan101011 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:24 pm

yes i did have a good christmas thx for asking
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Re: THE FUNNY CONTEST

Post by Cowzrock on Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:21 pm

A man goes to a thrift store and buys 1,000 explosives. then he comes back and does the same the next day. This goes on for about a week. The store manager gets suspicious, and asks his clerk to follow the man. He comes back a while later with and ashen look on his face. ''Did you see where he went?'' asked the manager. ''Yes.'' Giggled the clerk. ''Your house.'' (this was for fun.)


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