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Story Of The Bax

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Story Of The Bax

Post by Armageddon on Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:42 pm

STORY OF THE BAX: PART I
Two wandering soldiers of the Prussian Cause walk up to a giant door. These two travelers are Armageddon Von Speilhimer Fredburg Wilbury and Sozar Fa-Har-Zoo zooo WEE von Wilbury.But we will,for the moment, call them The Traveling Wilburys. Armageddon Wilbury is from Denmark of the land of Oden, and Sozar Wilbury is from the Lap Land of Sweden. Both have the same last name for both come from a long hierarchy of Viking Kings. Armageddon from the west side. Sozar from the east. East and West side have been fighting for centuries for power with graffiti like WEZT SIDE RULEZZ and EAST SIDE FTW. And also gang members have risen from the Viking Hierarchy. So it is a rare thing indeed for these two travelers to meet up and join in a quest for the Holy Grail. But their quest came to an end when they came upon this door. THIS DOOR WAS NO ORDINARY DOOR. IT WAS....A BOX DOOR!! This box laid on to the russian side lines from the viking god thor for his cat to play in during winter months. Since the cat died it has been abandoned and left to use for storage,or just to hide stuff in. This box lay larger than Rhode Island and Heavier than Fat Albert! So these two travelers had come upon this gigantic box. Armageddon exclaimed "Look at that bax!" (sozar)"you mean box?" "no i mean BAX!",you see armageddon had a speech deficiency where he couldnt say the word BOX and didnt know the word BOX but this would be cured later on,"well okay" So they opened the box...In the box was NOTHING! So they claimed the land for Prussia and the king of Prussia! Then russia conquered Prussia in WWI. So the travelers took it for themselves and called it "The Bax".
Next to this bax was another free land that claimed for America,TRT(had no meaning just TRT US of A[Americans ran out of names during the time]). TRT was the closest free land in Europe so many people flocked there to be freed by Stalins Iron Curtain of Communism and come to the great freedoms of TRT. TRT was led by Sir Gamealot of The knights Round Table who killed Sir Lancealot and became King Arthurs right hand man for the greatest quest ever "Mony Python and The Holy Grail!" So after getting out of jail he came to lead TRT and keep the ruskies out. Armageddon and Sozar had no problem with Communism so the Bax became Communist. This marked the beginning of a long history of Adventure! War! and Triumph!

Sozar: Hello welcome to the Bax Gift Shop how may i help you?
Bananaman: yes i would like a bax snowglobe please.
Sozar: righto*knocks over merchandise and glass cups* here you go
Bananaman: thank you good sir here is the money!
Sozar: thank you *breaks desk* aww NOT AGAIN!
Armageddon: whats happened now!?
Sozar: I broke the desk!
Armageddon: Aw great! *falls over* *breaks floor* im okay! *gets up* *breaks nearby aisle* AW NO!
*door opens*
Cowzrock: WHATS ALL THIS THEN!?

....As i was saying...ADVENTURE!! TRIUMPH! WAR! ROMANCE! AND BETRAYAL! and everything else any good story has! Now to the People Of TRT welcome The Bax

TO BE CONTINUED....[i]
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Post by CutieGirl167 on Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:13 am

Wow...That's a kewl history of the bax.
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Post by Bananaman on Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:19 pm

Is it just me in that story or have you put the {USERNAME } Thing
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Post by Armageddon on Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:39 pm

Bananaman wrote:Is it just me in that story or have you put the {USERNAME } Thing
Its mah siggy. not part of the story.
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PART 2 OF BAX STORY

Post by Armageddon on Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:51 am

STORY OF THE BAX PART: II[b]
With the bax being founded TRT was curious who inhabited it. So after 5 years of it being there they went to the bax and became allies with the bax. SOzar became the first to socialize with the TRT members...
Sozar: HIYA! Im sozar king of bax!
SirGameAlot: Hello Good SIr What Brings Ye To TRT?
Sozar: Uhh you came HERE
SirGameAlot: oh yea
Sozar:*looks at TRT girls* and who are THESE fine ladies?
Sirgamealot: TRT members! We come to make treaty with the bax people!
Sozar: righto lets go to me office
*they go to office*
Sozar: So you want to ally with the bax eh?
Sirgamealot: yes yes
Sozar: righto
*arma has walked out of his mansion to see all the trt members*
Arma:IRS AGENTS!
*gets weapons of mass destruction*
Arm: RAWWRR!!! *gets tranquilized*
Sozar: sorry, hasnt taken his meds yet.
Sirgamealot: no matter
...and so on. Soon all the TRT members became BAX members as well. The bax needed an army so they went to local armies and...negotiated with them...Armageddon and Sozar went to talk to the colonel about the army. (Im too lazy to type it so i will show a video to go with the story. Im the one in the blue suit. Sozar the one in the black)(from monty pythn.enjoy.)



After getting their supplies through the generous british they got their supplies and got a great army. Stella then got interested in the army and wanted to become general..
Stella: Hello i want to be part of the army sir
Arma:Right. Do you think you could handle it?
Stella: Yes sir i could.
Arma: You'll have to be in the same room with SG
Stella: What?
Arma: He is in the army as well. General infact.
Stella: I wanted to be general!
Arma: Well you can both be general. Like i said sharing room
Stella: I don't wanna!
Arma: Then dont join the army!
Stella: But i want to! Just not share a room with arma!
Arma: Fine. You can have your own land.
Stella: Okay good.
Arma: by carder's...
Stella: what?
Arma: nothing..
So with 2 generals and a large army they set out to destroy Narnia,then Never Ever Land,then Middle Earth where sozar became lord of the rings and got to become invisible. He used this power to be...invisible...
Anyway with that out of the way sozar got a idea. He needed a queen! So he chose which one he wanted to be queen...
Sozar: Do you want to be queen?
Vicky: no
Sozar: you?
Nicole:no
Sozar: anyone?
Melissa: ME! I will!
Sozar: Rawr! Okay! *sweeps melissa off her feet* lets go!
Melissa: tee. hee.
So melissa became sozars queen till now when their queen-kingity is collapsing and their going to go on the Dr.Phil show for advice at 5:00 PM eastern time american time 5th of march. Then sozar told armageddon he needed a first lady. Armageddon wondered how he should pick then it hit him *iron bar flies through the air and hits em*
*armageddon after waking from coma*
Arma: I WILL HAVE A CONTEST!
Sozar: how will you get them to enter?Being your first lady isnt a good reason
Arma: I will tell them i will give them a million bucks
Sozar: Okay!
SO ARMAGEDDON STARTED HIS CONTEST.
Arma: Whoever draws the best comic WINS!
After a long grueling contest with ladies from around TRT coming to enter arma's contest the mail trucks were full of entrees and them all hovering over arma's words and looks.

Then armageddon woke up from his coma and said "I will ask someone!"

So he asks someone he knows he can Trust,Rely on,And who he thinks is best for the position...
Sozar: So who will you ask?
Arma: Hmm theres olivia..
Sozar: No too weird
Arma: How about that girl who interviewed me for the magazine?
Sozar: Snow Angel?
Arma: Yea nicole!
Sozar:..
Sozar:Yea sure shes a great choice!
So arma goes and asks Nicole to be his First Lady...
Nicole: Hey arma! Nice day isnt it?
Arma: yea yea weather good. Say would you be interested in being my first lady?
Nicole: you mean...your..wife?
Arma: Well i mean second in command..female.. who happens to be...my...first..lady
Nicole: Well if its Second In Command Female then call it Vice President! Dont go around calling it First Lady. People will think things.
Arma: Well will you be my FIrst Lady?
Nicole: Sure! Why not.
So nicole became armas first lady and melissa became sozars messed up queen. Tune in next time for Part: III A Daily Bax Day.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Post by XDamaged_SoulX on Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:21 am

lol...i sound freakish xD "ppl will think things" XD loverly tiz what i say xD
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Post by Bananaman on Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:25 am

Armageddon wrote:
Bananaman wrote:Is it just me in that story or have you put the {USERNAME } Thing
Its mah siggy. not part of the story.


Even this bit?

Bananaman: yes i would like a bax snowglobe please.
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Post by Armageddon on Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:28 pm

oh yea! you are in that part lol
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